Fuhh aku lega gila . First job aku dah terlaksana :) I mean keja aku sbg cegu Math dah selesai . Dlm post lama aku , aku kata jadual aku megajaq just setiap hari Ahad ja kan , so td aku pi mengajaq mak budak tu suruh aku pi mengajaq tiap hari Sabtu dgn Ahad :) Wahh semakin bertambah la elaun aku kan . Hehehehhh :))
Hurmm let us take a minute to find the answer . I've wrinkled my face when my teacher pointed this riddle to me :) I have got the answer .
Answer : NESCAFE
You are wondering why ? Hahahahhh (:
Of course it would be nescafe because the birds' home we called it NEST right ? And they have a coffee , then definitely they have in CAFE :)
Werr on the way nak balik umah . sampai kat depan masjid raja yg wana hijau tu kan ... Hahhh , biasalah kekurangan enjin petrol . Bhahahah :D
Tp nasib baik lg moto terbenti dekattttt dengan petrol pump . Tidak jenuhh laaa la tuntun moto plk . Mmg kami buat muka kering laaaa masa dk tuntun moto . Dah la nak tunggu lintas jalan tu mmg banyak gila ahh keta dk lalu lalang . Tp nasib baik kami LC , hurrrrr .. Tak la malu sngat . Huaaaa . Takpa apa pun aku sanggup asalkan dapat tengok Iman Oii berdebate (:
Cara nak cover malu ? Acecece . Kami buat2 gelak tgh jalan , and buat2 dk check moto . Hahah :)) Err sumpah malu gila wehhhh .
Melatah ? Why was that word I took as my post title ? You wanna know ? I'm going to tell you now :) I just have been watching 360 , one of TV3's programme . I just watch what I want to watch and once I stopped . This 360's episode was very interesting . They had relayed the documentary of 'melatah' :)) Huhhh ! I can't stop laughing when I saw what they babble about through out that programme . Melatah melatah melatah melatah and still melatah .. HAHAHAHAHAH . I still laughing right now :)
Sepah mmg best ! Maharaja Lawak malam ni best lahhh . Adoii . Terguling guling aku gelak dgn family :) Btw Sepah plg best . Herhhhh ! Dedua round best .. Jambu kurang sikit kot . Nabil yg dia nynyi lagu Lazy Song tu best arrr . Yg lain not bad lahh . Anyway , congrates Sepah ! Love you always :))
Td kami keluar pi makan kt Kuala Perlis . Hmmm ... Bestt . :)) Kebetulan sis and hubby dia balik sini . Then kami semua decide nak pii makan kat KP sekali satu family <3 Hmm , family gathering gitu lohh . Wahhh ! >.< Hahahahh :D Okayy . Naik keta ... Vroooooommmm ! Sampaiiii ......... Okay , kami rasa something .. Tak tahan ! Errrrr ... :/ Kami just made silent jaaa . Okay dah order makanan . Ada tomyam , ikan bakar , sotong goreng tepung . Perghhhh ! Finger licking good lahh (KFC) :)) Order airrr . Sampaiiiiii . Okayy . Kami dah tak tahan nii . Tak minum lg air tuu .. Satgi kot melelehh . Kami bangun pi dua buah kedai runcit .
Aunt , toilet ada tak kat sinii ?
Hmmm , tada tada .
Kat kedai makan : Ha kak , ada toilet tak ?
Tadak :)
Okay .... Kecewa and tak tahan sgt dahh . Last last abah kami bawak keta pii cari toilet and jumpa ! Hahahah . Nasib baikk . Toilet yg kami jumpa tu memang jauh la dari tmpat kami makan tuu sampai kena naik keta . Just imagine that guys :) Ohhh . Patutlahh abah kami sanggup bawak keta nak cari toilet . Rupa rupanya dia pun sama . He also need to pee :| Herhhh . Boring en ? Kami malu gila pi jalan rata sebab nak cari toilet punya pasal ............
Hahahahh . Dari pagi Amani tak mandi . Asyik mengadap lappie ja .. So time bila Amani nak mndi ? Hahahh :)) Dah la tak mndi , pii rata plk tuu . Eeeee . Amani memang tak malu . Pi kedai makan untuk breakfast , Pi isi minyak . Hahahhh :) Hmm , yg abang yg keja kat petrol pump tu dk tgk jaaa . Awat tak pena tgk org tak mandi naik keta ? Hushhhhhh ! Hhmmm , then Amani smpai la umah kat Perlis . Sampai balik sini , Amani mandi dulu laaa . Hmmm ahhhhhhh . WANGI :)) Then online , update blog . Off sat sebab hujan , guruh , kilat yg kuat ! Grrrrrr ... >.< Takut lappie rosak cm dulu dahhh . Dah oakyy , online balik . Then mak ajak pii beli kuih . Amani punpi jelaaa bawak moto . Just pakai tshirt and seluar track ja . SIMPLE MINE !
Petang nii aku just keluaq dengan family :)) Kami pii Taman Jubli . Perghhh . Ramai gila orang . First kami pi beli 2 buku roti yg besaq . Beli tu sebab nak bg makan ikan . Hahahah . Kat Taman Jubli tuu macam macam ada . Ada kolam ikan , playground , jogging track , main paintball , and tempat main skateboard . Meman chill arr . And kat Taman Jubli tuu jugak la tempat ornag buat date . Hahahah . Just tengok jaa apa depa buat . Macam macam . Yg paling best time baling roti yg beli td boh dlm tasik tu . Puk pak puk pak ikan mai makan . Dah la bnyak then besaq pulak tuu . Rasa best ja tgok ikan makan . Tiap kali baling roti ada ja ikan mai . Best best . Hahahhh . Release tention aku nii . Lama gak ar kami dk kat taman tuu . Dalam pukul 7 tuu kami gerak arr . Masuk keta . Then aku pi beli air , keropok , dgn fish ball . Lapaq sangat kot keja dk bg ikan makan jaa . Now , it is my turn :)) Then we've decided to go for dinner . Went to roadside-stall :| Hooooooo :o Gagagagagggg :D
Kami makan koeyteow goreng . Perghhhh ! Finger licking good ! Delicious . Yummy yummy . Thanks to abang botak for serving the food . :)) Ngeeeeee . Hmmm , Sedap dah la sedap then dia punya service mmg cepatt . Then ayaq puunn pelikk gak . Sebab gerai tuu just ada Teh 'o' ais , sirap and soya . Hahahahah :)) Pelik pelik pelik .
Okay . Semalam memang aku tertengok satu blog yg mengisahkah tentang remaja melayu zaman sekarang . Mcam mcam and perbuatan depa memang memalukan org melayu seolah olah tadak maruah and mak bapak tak ajr . Hmm , ada yg dk dalam satu selimut . Snap sampai 4 pictures . Chrologically , buat french kiss . Okayyy . =.= Then satu lagi tuu depa sewa satu bilik or hotel lahh . Masuk dalam snap picture pakai dslr . And kissing smbil snap . Memang terbaik . Then dok atas kati main and pegang macam macam . Then tgok picture baru lps mandi . Then si perempuan tu londeh dia punya towel . Hmmm , nampak sgt baru lepas buat . TADAK MARUAHH . Wtf !
Okay . Aku baru ja balik dari umah tok Pipah . The clock showed it was already 4.30 . I just got into the car as usual . There were my brother and my mother .
My mummy said : Dyon teman mak pi saloon bulehh ?
Me : Okayy !
Aku pi macam biasa jaa . As we reached there , my mummy need to wait for her third turn . Okay . She's waiting . I'm asking for her permission to go out for a while . Okay she allowed . I'm starting walked out from that saloon . I went to buy a water can . BIRD NEST DRINK . Heheehhh . ((: Then , I walked out my steps went to saloon back . Ooops . I opened the door . I'm getting weird . The situation in this saloon differently than before . Okay ! Amani Yaakob salah masuk kedaii . How ashamed am I ? >.< Okay , aku nak cover malu :
Aunt saloon : Lu mau apa ?
Me : Hmmm , nak cuci rambut . Lama tak ?
Aunt saloon : Tak lama , sekarang pu bolehh (chinese slan)
Me : Takpa takpa , nanti I datang balik :))
Aunt saloon : Takpa , nak buat sekarang bolehh .
Me : Takpa , kejap lagi I datang . ( Padahal nak cover malu sebab salah masuk kedaii)
Continued my steps : zzzzzzzzzzz
I've told my mummy about the incident .
:)))) She just gave me a smile . Okayy . The end .
Benada ni cita lama dahh . 2 minggu lepaihh kot . Tapi takpa aku buat flashback . Masa tu aku tusyen Fizik . Malam laaa . Then time balik tuu . Aku pi sembang la dengan member laki aku nii . KAMIL NAIM . Aku dk tengah pegang botol air 100plus . Tinggal sikit jaa lagi . Aku dk gawang gawang botoi tu . Puppppp ! Terkena badan budak baru tusyen kami . Aku rasa aku terbuat kuat la jugak .
Ni klimaks cita aku . Kamil Naim dk kata kt aku 'apa hang ni afiq . Dok gawang rata sampai terkena habeh badan org lain ' Aku gelak jaaa . Aku dk gawang lagi masa tu sambil tengok kat tempat lainn . Lagi sekali . Puppppp ! Kena lagi . Tp kali nii kat Kamil Naim . Tau kena kat mana ? Haaa , tempat paling sensitif bg lelaki . Malu gila aku . Naim dok tunduk jaa . Dia kata senak teruihh . Haaaa ! Aku ingat kena kat paha dia ja . Kalut aku . So pastu aku masuk kedai pi beli kitkat kat aku and kat dia . Sebagai tanda mintak maaf . Heeee . Malu saja kot . Balik tuu dk main comment kat fb dengan dia . Haaaa . Cakap pasai benda tu jelaaa kami .
Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex And she's gonna scream out This is great (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around And get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 'Cause I ain't going anywhere No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything